last years toque
Last year around this time I completed this toque for the upcoming winter. I wanted to make it out of chunky yarn tightly knitted so it would be extra warm for a extra cold Canadian winter. I made a bow for the top which is far better than a pom pom or a tassel in my humble opinion.Upside down it kind of looks like a green acorn, luckily we don't have and hungry squirrels, actually we don't have any squirrels at all. If we did they would feast on my head...... hummmmm. ZOMBIE SQUIRRLES? This toque could make squirrels into zombies. Just imagine the power of controlling the zombie squirrels, I should give this as a present to my arch enemy. BAHAHHA. Who gets the last laugh this time, that teaches you for borrowing my stationary and not returning them you mutant of coprophagia.

